Reasons:
1. They’re gross.
2. They’re the color of blood, Satan, and Santa Claus.
3. They’re related to the deadly nightshade plant.
4. They’re. . .I give up. If you want more great reasons why tomatoes are EVIL, go to the website. Adios!
tomatoes
should
be outlawed because they are EVIL!!! (www.tomatoesareevil.com)